Captain China?

Say it isn't so!

Now This Is The Way Business Phones Should Be Answered!

A good friend of mine sent this piece to me. I have no idea who wrote it, but it is spot on.

Rules for the phone.

How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .

Press "1" for English.

Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English

And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Which Side Do You Stand On?

I found this on a good friend of mine's blog.

Do you identify with Democrat/liberal values and goals for this country?

Or do you better identify Republican/conservative values and goals for this country?

Here's how I stack up on the leftist/liberal Democrat side:

You Are 4% Democrat

If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance.You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!

How Democrat Are You?

And here's how I stand on conservative Republican side:

You Are 88% Republican

You are a card carrying Republican, and a pretty far right one at that!There's no chance anyone would ever mistake you for a Democrat.

How Republican Are You?